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Deer Hunter. A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn&’t want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat. &;Oh come on Dad,” said the oldest son. &;What is this meat?” &;Just taste it,” said the father, &;You will love it.” The boys eyed each other nervously and put a piece of the meat on their forks. &;Give us a little hint.”, pleaded the second son. &;Only if you take a bite.”, said the father. As each boy took a cautious bite of the venison, the father continued, &;Let me think, your mother calls me this from time to time.” The oldest boy shouted, &;Spit it out boys, it&’s a**hole!”