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AS I AGE, I REALISE THAT:1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.3. I don&’t need anger management. I need people to stop p***ing me off.4. My people skills are just fine. It&’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work.5. The biggest lie I tell myself is &;I don&’t need to write that down, I&’ll remember it.”6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it&’s like a mini vacation.7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.8. Even duct tape can&’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!9. Wouldn&’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.10. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would&’ve put them on my knees.11. When the kids text me &;plz” which is shorter than please, I text back &;no” which is shorter than &;yes”.12. At my age &;Getting Lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.Happy Thursday @xeraphyna sounding off